Wolfgang Pauli would like a word with you.

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”

Pablo! Ay dios mio! No es bueno! Ella es una cabeza de gordita crunch! Rapido, donde estan los ramen y el superglue?

What, you wanted them to park on that innocent parent and child?

Wait, was it because she’s too fascist or not fascist enough?

Yo, when did we start grilling lemons?

It must have taken all of Elon’s willpower to not make the limits:

• Verified accounts are limited to reading 6969 posts/day
• Unverified accounts to 420 posts/day
• New unverified accounts to 69/day

9 months later

TIL that Goulash is Beefaroni.

Holup. People track dookies?

No, because karma’s a bitch.

Have you ever seen a group of old European men “hanging out” in the gym locker room? That’s why.