it would be amazing if the god of that religion would occasionally pop onto the planet and remind everybody that they exist, maybe give us the bread and circuses show to catch us back up, maybe throw out a couple of worldwide hey I forgive everybody’s and then pop back off just to remind us.
A thousand years without a reappearance of the God of all gods is a long time to keep the torch burning.
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A dramatization, if you will.
I appreciate all of the discourse. But I would like to clarify that the OP clearly states that one’s Smash main is how they are in the sheets. As someone who does not play Smash, that means I do not exist in the sheets. Whatever the proper terminology is, fair is fair, and I accept my fate.
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…just as long as everyone knows that IRL I have lots and lots of sex sometimes. With actual people. Sometimes more than one. This is all very true and I totally would not lie on the internet.
The countable pixels and questionable color accuracy of the image mean that could definitely be a white grape. Which I would infinitely prefer over a whole green olive. I would eat the grape, even though it’s weird on pizza. I’d take that olive right off, or maybe eat around it.
Gotta draw the line somewhere.
Kart: Mii w/MegaMan suit
Smash: I don’t play
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Who the hell puts grapes on pizza? 🤨
I’ve got a theory of my own: anyone afraid of being “replaced” isn’t that great, and should actually be replaced. Bigots, feel free to go back where you came from.
Well, at least I know ahead of time what tonight’s nightmares are gonna be about.
No one expects the Chinese Gymnastics Team!
I take it that frog hadn’t been de-boned.
Most of us are. All it takes is a handful of shitstains to ruin it for the rest of us. And said shitstains LOVE it.
He grew up? I thought he just got old.
To be fair it was expertly executed.
…do I want to read this?
clicks
I don’t know why I still get disappointed when I find out someone is a shitheel.
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Does the velocity of the earth around the sun enter into it if the projectile doesn’t come anywhere close to leaving earth’s gravitational pull? When I said “at the sun” it was just a direction. A gesture towards the spirit of the original “into the sun.” They won’t reach it. They’ll just be a splat mark [insert parabola math here]-ish meters away.
Lord Vetinari, from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld