CW: SA

Remember Todd Akin’s comment on sexual assault?

"It seems to me, from what I understand from doctors, that’s really rare,” Mr. Akin said of pregnancies from rape. “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. But let’s assume that maybe that didn’t work or something: I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be of the rapist, and not attacking the child.”

Not that it matters if an abortion is requested due to rape or any other reason, but this quote really drives home that it isn’t really about protecting children despite that last line: they think all women who get abortions should be punished for being murderous sluts despite all evidence to the contrary.

We need to get Tucker back in to a studio with him to get roasted over his slack-jaw stare and fascist tendencies.

Hadrian’s Wall marked the boundary between Roman Britannia and unconquered Caledonia to the north.

It’s pretty shocking, but I can fit 2 Ds in my mouth.

And his throw pillows, too.

You do realize that the Onion is joking about something he actually, verifiably said?

Because he’s so shitty that even a parody of reactionary talking points can’t match the reality of how racist and vile they are?

So you’re the one who “ate the onion.” As usual, you’ve got it exactly backwards in the most hilarious way possible. God damn it’s funny how reactionaries always post a source that contradicts what they believe. Also, apparently satire has to be spelled out like a Ben Garrison cartoon for it to pierce the thick protective layer around their brains.

What do you think the joke was?

You need to start the pan hotter. They only stick for me if I cook them without preheating the pan.

Please turn to Virtual Boy chapter 1, verse 20.

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The mod there is always doing that game where he winks about how the Democrats were the slave owners during the civil war, as if the numerous political realignments since then never happened.

I got banned yesterday for posting a speech by Lincoln where he was mocking slavers because they called themselves “conservatives” despite the fact that they wanted to break long-standing prohibitions and push slavery onto the rest of the country.

He apparently didn’t appreciate my demonstration that it’s always been ideological conservatives who are consistently weirdo fascist losers.

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