Your LinkedIn profile looks promising, I’m trying to staff a senior Java developer position.

Congratulations on your reverse virgin birth!

At least it was quick, but did he really mean to dive head on into the explosion or did he try to evade and fucked that up?

About 5000 bottles

I don’t have any latinum, but I might get my hands on… other goods. Trade?

I wonder what they’ll use them for, in Germany we mostly look at them staying on the ground.

Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!

You’d expect them to be at least somewhat compliant with those… what are they called? Guidelines? Laws? Guess you can be an attorney while being an idiot.

Remember faster!

Please 💖

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Koresh

3 clicks to Hitler

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Jim_Jones

1 click to Hitler, that was easy

https://en.m.wikipedia. org/wiki/Ado lf_Hitler (don’t know why I feel the need to post that one)

Already here

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Manson

2 clicks to Hitler. You can’t go wrong via the Catholic Church.

I had some friends/colleagues from Slovakia and I quickly realized that it’s extremely important to mainly utilize curse words while debugging.

What about man mount?

There’s still plenty meat on that bone.You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato… baby you got a stew going!

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

Maybe try reading it again. You’ve missed the message.

From a certain point of view there isn’t any difference to be seen.

The point of view would have to be very far away though, maybe Jupiter?

You seem upset. Would a bucket of carrots help?

Obviously /s, but holy shit is that an insane story.

It’f pronounfed teetf

I have a beard, it’s not as I would have any secrets.

Basically anything I enjoy except cooking. They’re not the biggest tech/photography/software/3d printing/… enthusiasts.