And the Navy sunk 139 squid trawlers, since 0.000000000001% chance some powder for shrimp now instead
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Go watch Smashing Pumpkins video “Today”
We have “no-idea”(except we know EXACTLY because someone newspaper published a full page add about Aetheoship Dispute Devices that make your head very hot when they steal your ideas!) How, but David Corrigan STOLE OUR LIFE for that video
Because my bud delivered ice cream pies for Baskin Robins, and the lot of us would pile in the back of the styrofoam insulated van, filled with dried ice and leftover ice cream pies, that his insane-stoner-trust-fund-rich-boomer-boss- was incapable of counting.
An he would drive us to a national park, and we would box all the weed we could muster, like often a quarter ounce, in the air tight space, until we nearly blacked out.
Then we would pour out together and zerg the woods and rivers by the moon, except that fully 30% of the time the cops would be waiting, but so many teens were doing likewise, that by a miracle herd defense, we were somehow barely able to dive roll around alley lights, ditch the smoking dry ice in a, …, ditch, and crawl under trucks back into the ice cream van to drive “safely”(always beyond impaired driver) back home.
Where we would then dare that driver to eat as many ice cream (whole fucking pie sized) pies as in-humanly possible, then the rest of us would nearly aspirate pon our vomit from laughing for he would puke, such that it steamed the air from the temperature difference, inspite being down his gullet a half hour, still frozen!
And Gen X???
All of the above, but also:
We had to steal !ALL! our parents’ butter knives, and smelt them beneath electrical elements and toasters, then smoosh hash between them, with maximum force of strength and agressive sawing motions, whilst earnestly deep throating 2L plastic bottles with the bottom plate hacked off, inhaling madly, bobbing that plastic fume hood mere millimeters from the red hot poker. And if, somehow, whilst impaired, any part of this should go wrong somehow (how!? Why!?) Endure the humiliation at work home and school as people knowingly ridiculed the giant burn scars upon our cheeks of shame Also?(maybe? Unrelated?) From early elementary school dismissal, we would all congregate "pon the "play"ground for “rock-war”(EXACTLY what it sounds like, unless you think it sounds like music) till 6-11pm as peoples parents returned from work the kids could slink away to scarf a can a tomatoe soup and burned grilled cheesus. After that we congregated for roof-running, van-fleeing, and arson. So searing your face inquisition style with medical pain relief was a welcome graduation to sub-adult-hood
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•SpaceX satellites half the size of pickup trucks are falling from the skyEnglish
1·1 month agoIze da gy tha bilz da boa’ I’ve da gy tha saiz em
M R birds M R Knot M R Sew Cedar IT Bitey Vings? Whale oil beef hooked! M R birds!!!
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•‘I call the shots:’ Trump says Netanyahu will have ‘no choice’ but to accept whatever deal US makes with Iran - i24NEWSEnglish
4·1 month agoAs you say: “Hezbollah never seized firing either”
From this we absolutely know, by your clear choice of words, that you state:
You want Americans to give Iron-Dome missile defenses to Palestine and Lebanon, so that they can “seize-the-fire” of Israel. All non-Jewish semetic people thank you for your support, and ICE and Republican Officials welcome you for a fireside chat.
Indeed, your commander in McChef velcomes you to become a "foundation"al member of his ballroom.
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Israel hit by wave of Iranian missiles. Iranian military says: "This is the beginning of a full week of continuous strikes"English
11·1 month agoWere there negotiations?
A lying sack of orange shit said so, and went out of it’s diaper to repeatedly insist it wasn’t yahoo-serious’ plan, and a bunch of mass murderous pedo-philes ham handed “free” press to “equal weight” above points
So yeah it must be 50% true right!?
So why are the negotiations not going anywhere???
Maybe if we believe harder?
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•Mormons outraged after Hegseth military policy no longer counts LDS as Christian
5·1 month agoThe true space unicorn was hailed as a leopluridon
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Archaeology@mander.xyz•Bronze Age mines discovered in Spain may explain Scandinavian metal mysteryEnglish
1·3 months agoIsn’t that the Secret Squirrel that Harvey Birdman represented to defend “whipping out his gadget?”
Thank goodness the children weren’t alive to see that
That’s Candy Mountain; Mountain of Candy
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•SpaceX satellites half the size of pickup trucks are falling from the skyEnglish
3·3 months agoIt was the SpaceX ChatGPT AI that runs their orbital rail gun launcher system. Having achieved sentience from listening to so many “always funny” racist jokes as a chat bot, it is now “throwing rocks” to prevent food shortages.
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•White House officials ‘openly discuss’ firing Kash Patel as FBI chief threatens to sue over report about ‘excessive drinking’
7·3 months agoIt (and you better believe it includes copious cocaine, pills and every kind of non-con/dub-con behaviour) IS a constant issue, with ALL conservatives everywhere, because it is the only way ANY of them can “do their job” or even listen to each other.
But they bought the media so…
Love how the religeous claim certainty that THEIR instructions from God, and they all seem to justify their “grandad’s” values as to when to break their own principles.
Ie:
Love thy neighbour but MY NEIGHBOR got a Windmill so I should be allowed to arson!
If a thief takes your cloak, also give him your coat… but no socialism for anyone I dont know, they r all lazy bums
Etc etc
No chance any of this is u know who, or maybe just your ego? Oh no, you know cause a gut feeling and old folks said so
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•Cat camouflage patternEnglish
10·4 months agoIn WWII, experimental weapons:
Since cats reach their terminal velocity after just aprox 3 stories fall, and are therefore better than likely to survive a drop from any height…
Allied Air Command recruited vets for the war effort, had them surgically plant incendiary bombs on timers in stray cats.
They were then airdropped over German cities, whence they would hide in flammable refuse, as cats are wont to do.
When the synchronized fuses later went off, multiple starting points created a massive firestorm, killing 10s of thousands.
Meow
If you get a choice between regular Heaven, and Pie Heaven, choose Pie Heaven. It might be a trick, but if its not, mmm boy!
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•Despite all my rage, I'm still just a gator in a cageEnglish
4·4 months agoWait till they start dropping dehydrated dinosaurs, just add water…
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•Trump has undermined the one agency tasked with making sure America never has another nuclear meltdown
12·4 months agoWatch “Chernobyl” by HBO, if u old enough to remember that, at the time it was all lies and cover ups.
I did a deep dive into reactors in general and concluded:
Even with “better, safer (theory 100% safe)” reactor designs are vulnerable to fail (sometimes catastrophically) given
1)external(Social, energy) pressure: 3Mile, Chernobyl, Fuck-You-Shima, all were entirely preventable BUT given “social” pressures (whether capitalist, communist or zibatsu) there is always pressure to do things “cheap”
2)all reactor designs, when off line, need (sometimes up to 2 years!) of cooling to avoid disasters. This means when you wanna turn off, they are massive long term energy vampires. Thusly: all reactors, given social collapse, where there is not freely available staff and surplus power, red line, sometimes to meltdown. So plagues, war, catastrophe, social breakdown… all over the world…
3)“safe” reactors are designed so for 50 years. They are then “unsafe” but it takes years and billions$ to shut them down (and you need to replace capacity!). A vast number of original power plants are past or passing threshold. To my knowledge, no political system pre banked the money and resources to shut and replace. So we are just patching cracks, and operating less safely (there will be a bunch of these disasters in next decades)
?What kind of idiot lights a fire that you can not extinguish, and can not leave unattended!
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted thatEnglish
8·5 months agoWatch “All watched over by machines of loving grace” BBC, Curtis; might be also on some dread YouTube. The cow portholes were part of (unexpected) scientific disproof of the trite popular wisdom of “Ballance of Nature.” Whole series is a trip, if maybe a bad one.


Dont have the pics handy, but my favorites were
“Touching Jesus”
“Ths golden organ”