gives me Goosebumps just thinking about it

Shake Your Screen" Optical Illusion refers to a fetish drawing category

how could a dancing frog meme be turned into a…

popular on Japanese Twitter

ah, right-o. carry on, then.

where was Gondor when the Westfold swelled?

banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie

well, ain’t that some shit

Yavanna gets the last word in

how are you gonna sell more cars that way? petroleum doesn’t buy itself, you know

the future of AI is making fake testimonials as advertisements

if 5 people are sitting together, and 4 of them proudly proclaim to be nazis, and the 5th person doesn’t leave - there are 5 nazis sitting together

be the repost you wish to see in this world

I want to like hot showers, but it dries out my skin so badly, and it makes me feel like a pierogi that’s been left out too long; without any butter or sour cream

that chicken was slow roasted over a heated argument

same! went to my spouse’s work party last week, and proceeded to develop a gnarly cold by the time xmas rolled in.

I’m better now, of course; just in time to get back to work.

owls prey on mice, which makes them a humorous analogue for politicians, but also making them specifically a parliament of owls is comedic gold.

well played, robot

totally makes up for the detached tail and messed up eyes on every third bird

well now, how about that

of course you don’t!

I’m sorry you had to see such depravity, and so close to home

the ol’ muddy basement window

I’ve seen this reposted a lot, and yet I still always see it as thicc batman. the optical illusion is forever stuck in my brain

…and centuries of royal inbreeding