Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.

What is the exclusion zone for campaign signs around a voting place in the US? The article makes it sound like they are right at the site? Or he carried the sign from somewhere else to destroy it on site?

They’re so dreamy. Goo-goo eyes

Non-United-Statesian here; try it; trust me.

“How appropriate. You fight like a cow!”

Of course, it just reminded me a little of the “a vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy” gag.

People who support Trump post things Trump said. People who support Harris post things Trump said.

This might be a US thing. I have worked in — what I consider — pretty unfulfilling jobs, but they usually still insist I take my vacation time and remind me to take breaks. Maybe it secretly came back in my performance review in obscure ways so I might also be an idiot.

Or force them to admit they are selling it for real without all the license mumbo jumbo. They have always known what “buy now” buttons were meant to lead you to believe. And — in my humble opinion — you aren’t wrong for believing that; they are.

Diabetic people probably care about egg prices. Low-carb diets were a bit pricier already. But I’m going to go out supposing you are really asking why every article about inflation for the past two years focuses on eggs. I just assumed it was a manifestation of that meme about United Statesians desperately grasping for any metric other than the metric system to quantify the world around them.

Would that not be trademark infringement, if anything?

2001: A Space Odyssey

I remember that tons of people Russian bots were super apprehensive to change the candidate

The person who had your number previously used WhatsApp. Maybe they are still using that number for WhatsApp.

Biblically accurate Iron Man.

King’s Quest VI. I have nostalgia for many older ones, but since discovering the stupid solutions I never knew back then, nostalgia is all that is.

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It’s a little weird that syphilis and chlamydia are way more euphonic than they ought to be. They just roll off the tongue and feel so good to say.

“Halt! You are in violation of curfew!”