JailElonMusk

It’s called the Public Integrity Unit and is in charge of making sure investigations aren’t politically motivated.

I’m calling it now, it’s as good as closed for:

DEI

Wokeism

Or the classic “Efficiency” from the party that wants to add 5 trillion in tax breaks for billionaires.

^ This guy gets it.

That would require Republicans to find both their spine and their conscience.

Like RFK Jr. in a sewage filled creek, I’m not holding my breath.

Holy shit, GOP Senators now have limits?

Nothing says free speech absolutists like having to put your constituents in a chokehold during a public forum.

I don’t know about you guys but every leadership position I’ve had, I’ve always invoked wrestling moves to subdue dissent instead of listening to those I was supposed to serve.

I can’t wait to hear this guy hawking boner pills on Infowars in a few years.

First things first. It’s Diaz.

Second it’s Disney so yeah they’re trying to appeal to younger audiences, that’s kind of their thing.

Third she’s 52 years old. Nobody wants to watch premenopausal Snow White live with 7 CGI dwarves and try to score Josh Brolin as the prince.

Lastly, if you fall asleep at 52, at least in America your ass is going to a retirement home. The only prince coming to save you is the sweet release of death.

Let’s kill two birds with one stone.

Can we start a GoFundMe for the purchase of Tik Tok to be ran by these LGBTQ+ groups?

Then they wouldn’t need donors…

Hear me out on this:

1. It’d be fabulous, and they’d do a great job.
2. The dance videos (and their funding) would improve dramatically.
3. Fuck billionaires.

I’ll take urgent threat to our democracy, our freedoms, and our position as leader of the free world for $500, Alex.

I cut out Amazon completely after ordering from them four to five times a week. Heres how I did it:

1. Make a list (I use Google Keep) and see if you can get it locally or from thrift stores

(Many people who do buy from Amazon immediately donate it after they’re done.)

2. If you can’t find it used or local, use eBay! They have free shipping, an ethical CEO that doesn’t make their employees piss into jars, and they are MUCH cheaper than Amazon 9/10 (not taking into account the prime membership).

3. Buy directly from the vendor and look for promo codes if 1 or 2 don’t fit your lifestyle.

If John Barron needs help he can tap in James Donald Bowman.

Oops I mean James David Hamel.

Sorry I meant J.D. Vance.

From Junk Drawer Vance himself “Any old D name would have done, so long as it wasn’t Donald,”

Hope his passport doesn’t expire before 2026, actually wait I hope it does!

Agreed. That’s my motto for everything in life.

So if it added “.06 to the cost of a four dollar hamburger” to pay people a living wage, why are we not doing this everywhere?

Is it millionaire greed? I bet it’s millionaire greed.

Brad Close, CEO of NFIB (National Federation of Independent Businesses). NFIB speeds more money lobbying to keep people poor (124 million) than than take in each year (113 million).

Brad makes over $480/hr (or 1 million dollars a year) to lead a company that tells the government you shouldn’t make more than $7.25/hr. He must be 66x smarter and more productive than those making minimum wage.

That’s just one example, look up Serv-Safe and the National Restaurant Association. It’s not an accident these workers are poor, it’s on purpose.

The only time I have agreed with Felon Musk.

I’m pretty sure I watched a very persuasive infomercial from our president on why we should buy them.

This is obviously due to the liberal media brainwashing consumers not to buy them.

OR…

It’s produced by a Nazi.

It could be that this vehicle has averaged a major recall every 60 days since release.

Gas pedal detaches itself for spontaneous fully automated joy rides.

It looks like what happened if oops all polygons fucked a roll of tinfoil.

It rusts, the panels fly off, and if you take it through a car wash it’ll total it.

It hasn’t lived up to any of the hype or range estimates stated.

The trailer hitch is held on by the polycarbonate (plastic that went to college) frame, so enjoy causing a massive traffic fatality while towing (even within the recommended towing capacity specs).

It’s 14 times more dangerous than the Ford Pinto which was on the market 3x longer and became synonymous with explosions.

Lastly, it’s become a way of explicitly telling the world I have a $100,000 truck and a $10 brain.

Is this the same Bayer company that made the Zyklon B pesticide used in Adolf Hitler’s gas chambers?

I am shocked, that they wouldn’t warn consumers that their products cause cancer and then would want to cover it up?

Shocked, I tell you.

Alright I’ll bite, even if Hairplug Himmler is right (and let’s be perfectly clear, he’s not).

Why wouldn’t we as Americans want to help our fellow citizens overcome drug use, treat mental illness, and help rehabilitation efforts on their behalf?

ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE “VIOLENT” and “on the street”. Wouldn’t we want to help them get off the streets?

Wouldn’t that make us safer, happier, healthier, and dare I say… Great Again? Wouldn’t that protect citizens and police officers alike at a lower cost than incarceration? (Spoiler alert it would, but there’s no private for profit companies offering this service).

Wouldn’t these people become tax payers? Employees contributing to society? Become future homebuyers and start a family?

These empathy lacking neo-fascist clowns can’t stop punching down to those less fortunate (while claiming the lords name in vain) and I can’t wait for the day we get the opportunity to match their empathy as they head to prison (preferably one in El Salvador).