Hey fella: they “showed up” from where, and why?

Trying to cover up his past failure with x.com I see.

I had a campaign with an evil party once, it honestly wasn’t a great experience. I think it requires experienced players to make it work. It was a struggle to find roleplaying reasons for the party to work together to achieve a common goal. Roleplaying also got a bit exhausting because all the characters were essentially selfish. To make it work, all players should think hard about a compelling reason why they want to work together, it would probably make it easier if they’re all from the same organization for example.

I don’t even want to know the answer because it’ll be less entertaining than lemmy’s collective imagination.

As for the question: I think your biggest problem is going to be inducing a proper clearout shortly before you go on your trip. Maybe laxatives?

Edit: I just realized, is the reason you don’t want to go despite having toiles available stuff like hemorrhoids or an anal fissure? Because if so, there are creams for that my friend.