Older dudes always buy the sportiest cars. Corvettes, Lotuses, Ms, and Porsche’s are more often than not owned by middle-aged guys with good savings and income. It’s not like you’re buying a focus st with a loud bov, you’re looking at a luxury sport sedan

Under-bumper scrape guards are a thing. Never used them, but seems like the only solution for your problem short of carrying a couple 2x4s in the trunk as makeshift ramps