That’s a sweet assortment of movies.

Have you tried watching Rick and Morty yet?

That’s a male turkey.
Also there are plenty of women out there who enjoy being pieces of meat, ready to be slapped at will (in the right context) so please don’t enforce your own preferences and prejudices onto others who just want to have fun.

Did you take a look at the cabin? Seems in line with something like a private jet.

You could just have a cheeky wank instead.

Ah you mean racing. For a moment I wanted to argue that it’s more humane to eradicate pugs due to their miserable health problems.

And they use their diplomatic immunity to deal meth and spread counterfeit money to get some cash for their war machine.

There’s also the lumberjack song…

Its a cliche that they love fat white women.

UwU

Caribbean men watching white women on the dancefloor.

This could be a very ironic treatment for alcoholic musicians.

There’s no reason for a vampire not to make coffins on their own. They have plenty of time to pick up new skills and it’s more feasible to have someone in the community to make it without the involvement of food.
Also it’s difficult to build up a loyal customer base for a product that lasts for decades or centuries when you yourself will only be active for a couple decades.

Weird way to write weaponized autism.

I’d want a fungi cock if it’s long and girthy. It’s not like my current cock won’t spread diseases so there are no downsides.

How many dead skydivers do you have to see to rank them?

Advocating for using eating as a coping mechanism during times of distress is a shitty idea.

Kimchi on a cheese melt is legit!

Usually you want trees grown in forests for lumber as they grow straight upwards due to limited space. Free standing trees are usually bent in all kinds of shapes so they’re not as easy to work with. It’ll most likely be turned into firewood.

Could an argument be made that it’s nice to have a militaristic presence where a lot of oil is?