So that’s how the rainbows are made! Awesome!

Have you not seen all the slop posts recently that are getting lots and lots of upvotes. I’m afraid we are a minority now.

Yep, no fascist or Nazi has ever done anything wrong. They had contracts and were following orders.

Instructions unclear. Currently waiting in ER with a lightbulb up my ass and it’s not lighting up!

Military Leaders: Seriously he’s fucking crazy. Batshit. We can’t work with him at all. Period. But still, let’s follow his orders and bomb innocent civilians and schoolgirls, the corrupt fascist pedophile is the commander in chief afterall.

FTFY.

I mean, they’re already fighting for a corrupt fascist pedophile. If they’re not morons I guess they’re just scumbags.

Cool. And now he’s gonna be in charge of enshitifiying products with AI.

Tim left at a good time, and clearly he wasn’t a big fan of AI in its current state, hence the replacement.

That’s exactly when I want them hanging around, so they learn that I don’t know shit, and now we both will be learning how to fix something at the same time

Next time they will think “he doesn’t know shit himself, no point in asking, might as well Google myself how to fix”

Would they have chosen anyone else to lead the push for AI?

I for one am completely convinced that Tim Cook is “leaving” because he wasn’t pushing AI as hard as the shareholders wanted. They think they’re falling behind, which in a way they are (but that’s a good thing IMO), and now they’re experiencing FOMO, as shareholders do.

Denuvo is now cracked on day one. In fact I’m gonna go and play the pirated version right now. How long ago the game was released again?

Let me guess, the John Ternus guy is an AI bro and Apple products are now gonna be heavily enshitified with AI.

Edit: yep, I was right http://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/04/20/apple-new-ceo-john-ternus-faces-defining-challenge-fixing-ai-strategy.html

And this is not going to end even if they ban them. Mark those songs as AI and let people filter them out.

But we do need a new music service where every artist has to prove they are the ones making music on live stream and only then they are allowed to upload songs.

Tell them “Only if you help me” and make them sit and watch and learn. If they stop watching/helping, so do you. They will then learn how time consuming it can be and it’s not just one magic secret.

Electric windows exist. I guess these days they can also be controlled wirelessly.

No thanks. I had a bad time with a caterpillar, and this just looks like a massive caterpillar. I don’t want to touch it, I don’t want to go near it.

Well, it’s about one banana per half an hour

tldr; it’s the filenames again

Kamila traced the freeze back to the way E16 handled overly long file names.

https://controld.com/free-dns?freeResolverType=blockMalwareAndAds&helpPane=dns

It took us a few thousand years to figure it out. No biggie.

Translation:

“I waste food because I’m a coward”