Sell my neighbor’s porch chairs to achieve my dream. Got it 👍

Since we decided a few weeks ago to adopt the leaf as legal tender, we have, of course, all become immensely rich.

But we have also, run into a small inflation problem on account of the high level of leaf availability, which means that, I gather, the current going rate has something like three deciduous forests buying one ship’s peanut. So in order to obviate this problem, and effectively revalue the leaf, we are about to embark on a massive defoliation campaign, and. . .er, burn down all the forests. I think you’ll all agree that’s a sensible move under the circumstances.

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Finally! A level headed thinker

Thank you. I needed this today

They’re like a child trying to show as many people as they can the cool rock they just found

unfortunately

You’re supposed to clean and condition your leather shoes and belts ever week

You guys aren’t eating Bush’s?

It’s just a trending meme, Reddit does it too. Even Reddit had bean memes posted everywhere at one point