Why do I want to catch it? It’s going to Greg on the other side of the house.

The classic “I just want a normal body” and the normal body they’re talking about is one on TV that takes a full time job to maintain.

Gun! Where we shoot the people who break the beige box where the magic happens.

I kind of thought this was the joke. Many many dystopian plots are about governments ran by corporations and filled with foreign spies.

It’s always funny when these dense contrarians completely bowl over the point of the person they replied to and respond to a non-sequitur showing that they’re uninterested in anything resembling a conversation.

This joke is a pretty good punchline but you would need more setup. Mom working at a sex change clinic is a good start but you need a reason to make the pun make sense in both senses.

“everyone talks about how “hard” they’re working and grinding.”

Oh yeah? Who? Im willing to bet that everyone in the toxic “self help” podcasts he listens to talks about how hard he should be grinding while the people at his office live normal lives.

Theres more than one clip (I think by Some More News) of him stopping mid-sentence while reading as he realizes the article completely debunks the point he’s trying to make and passing it off like it still made his point.

Yeah I just stick to hot railing fentanyl if I have a headache or something. Much less addictive.

It’s that good good

I think it’s bedrock edition and the many cash grab spinoffs. Afaik og Minecraft is only better than it ever was.

It really doesn’t upset conservatives. They see this and acknowledge it as the affirmation that it is that libs like you are triggered by their epic president and have no argument so you have to resort to name calling.

They do the same thing back to you and you conclude they can’t understand words with more than 3 syllables back at them.

I don’t think it is a subcategory I think it’s the term you’re looking for.

The actual phrase has its origins in a financial sense but the way it’s used nowadays is much more broad. You can invest time, money, emotion, identity etc and it’s still the “sunk cost fallacy” if it keeps failing and you keep going.

Really? I’ve always seen them labeled as the GOP which makes a lot more sense than the DNC cause it actually stands for something.

“it could never happen here”

Until it does

Then all future historians look back and say

“How sad they couldn’t see the writing on the walls even when it was so plainly obvious. It’s an indictment on that society as a whole that there were no armed revolutionaries fighting against the fascists when they started making moves in the mid to late 2010s.”

Maybe it’s saying instead of eating yogurt just slam 1.5 lbs of tomato sauce instead?

Hell, infinite monkeys over a finite amount of time or finite monkeys over an infinite amount of time does the trick.

Why does a larger volume mean the feathers are heavier?

Buy a plastic skeleton from a Halloween shop

Assigned displacement from someone absurdly confident about passing a test or job interview.