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It was not meant to imply “that chunky people are easily grifted”, my intent was that Elon & Trump were the endomorphs, but it was obviously easily misconstrued.

Either way, your point was valid and it has been edited :)

<looks at Warren…>

<checks calendar…>

<squints…>

<scratches head…>

Thanks for the constructive criticism, it has been edited for a better meaning

Edited with your suggestion :)

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G rifting

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He can tear up all his own DUI’s now instead of having his Daddy do it

Gaetz has a decent chance of getting more done than milquetoast Merrick. (Laughcry 😭)

This timeline is completely FUCKED.

🎵Meet the new boss

Same as the old boss🎵

🎵They’re eating the bears…

They’re eating the whales…

They’re eating the raccoons of the people that live there🎵

He lives in the closet

Fievel goes to the White House

Fredo Corleone

Spork troops

Sure, Don…

Fun fact: a used condom hanging from a tree branch by the interstate has more rigidity than Ted Cruz’s spine.

It has also been said that it smells better than Ted’s soft teeth.

Wtaf? How? She is a complete kook who will always be associated with “releAsiNg thE kRakEn!” and insane asylum caliber lies about a dead man (Hugo Chavez) controlling US elections.

Her retaining her license is proof positive America is off the rails.

Doesn’t Sidney Powell still have her license? Start there!

Trump has NEVER won the popular vote, and he never will.

His handlers eked out a ‘cheaters win’ in 2016 through the fuckery of gerrymandering and the shit stained, outdated, and manipulated electoral college system.

GET OFF YOUR BUTT TODAY AND GO VOTE. GIVE TRUMP HIS THIRD POPULAR VOTE LOSS.

They disobey the established laws and hate the USA. They somehow feel that their rights usurp the rights of the majority in a country of established laws.

Tucker Carlson brags to them about how nice Russia is. They are rooting for Russia to kill Ukraine and steal their land. Simple solution— if you love Trump, Putin and Russia so much, and hate the USA, fuck off and move to Russia. Putin needs men to throw in his meat grinder anyway. They are ardently seeking braindead conscripts.