My cars name is also Bort.

What’s the mythical-scientific reason for Thors hammer being immovable? Very high mass/density or protected by some invisible godlike force?

Damn, mouth watering now. Thank you!

Looks good, ingredients?

Any politician want to make an argument against abortion that doesn’t involve “muh faith”? I wish he would explain his plan for the thousands of unwanted children forced to be born that no one wants as a result of his policy choice. I’m sure this guy is totally for free, unlimited birth control also…

TIL Gawd makes bullets fly with the shell still attached

Trump visited a Trump property 428 out of 1461 days of his term, and he played 261 rounds of golf, about 1/5 of days of his term. Almost $150 million charged to American taxpayers, for him to travel there with full security, play an 90-stroke game, kick his ball, called it 65 strokes to his friends, make dirty deals without oversight, travel back with security, eat a cheeseburger and angry tweet from the toilet. Every 5 days. Laziest president we’ve ever had.

They step right, we meet them in the new middle.

I work 10 hour days, 5 days a week to make enough to barely save a small retirement, that maybe some day I’ll use before dying. I don’t care to see any of these people on TV congratulating themselves on a Tuesday. I will vote Democrat for the forseeable future because of sanity, but my disengagement is hardly measureable.

No shit? We knew that in the 1990s, how is this news?

Ouranos?

If they’re going to be innocent legally within 3 years, they should receive a little punishment they can’t take off.

Can’t pay our teachers above poverty level, but here’s billions for war any time.

I don’t see him eating crayons, probably not.

You forgot .

Why does anyone care what this guy says? I’ve never heard of him outside memes. His expertise is Cheetos, have your own thoughts and live your own life.

Those British Horse and Buggybombers devasted our Minuteman bases, but our technology of wooden radar towers allowed a sure victory for our FighterStallions in the Battle of Trenton.

Look at that loser piece of shit holding the swastika. It’s still got all the creases from the chinese bag it was in earlier that day. That pussy of a man was too scared to ever fly it in public before this moment, it’s up to the rest of us to make sure he’s too scared to ever fly it again.

Must be nice to have your taxes pay for something useful instead of guns and war like us.

He’ll only be a dictator “for one day”