Captain Baka

I used Enlightment for the last few years, but switched this year to XFCE because i like the look more. I’m using old-as-fuck-hardware and both DEs work good on my machines.

At the moment? Watching Anime. A few years ago? Watch music videos of songs I already know on youtube and see what the algorithm spits out.

You don’t like Penguinhub?

Whoa whoa calm down buddy! No place for such lewdness here!

I have been on Distrowatch just moments ago, can confirm.

Something a person that definitely doesn’t speak german would say. We spell it exactly like this.

Most people use “Amerika” for “the USA”. If one talks about “the Americas” we use “Südamerika” (south) and “Nordamerika” (north).

Definitely does not matter. The only thing that matters is, if you behave like an asshole or not.

Spazzmatica Polka would surely be crazy.

Der nächste Versuch für die Überwachungsdystopie…

I kinda wish this would be true because that word looks and sounds funny. But I’m german and I know it’s not the actual word. If it would have said that this is the dutch or danish word I would bei more convinced to believe that this could be the actual word.

Bisexual foursome? Nice, I might look into that.

BBW porn (and beating my meat) or porn with cute gay men (and beating my meat)

Postal 2 vibes

Literally a shitpost.

Fallout 4

Skyrim or The Witcher 3 (it’s hard to decide, because they are both good af)

Spore (nostalgia)

Give me “chicken dump truck” and extra large “worried” as desert.

ich_iel is just using made up nonsense words, like the Swedish Chef muppet

We’re more into dumb sturgeon puns.

I’m just 1 year 2 Months 13 days older than my brother, so we’re basically kinda the same age. He never saw me as a role model and i never had the urge to be a role model for him. And also IF i had tried to be that for him he wouldn’t want to have that, just because we have extremely different personalities. There simply wasn’t a demand for me to be a good big brother.

SNES. Change my mind.