My problem is I always forget to listen to the in-flight announcements so I never figure out how to put my seatbelt on.
My problem is I always forget to listen to the in-flight announcements so I never figure out how to put my seatbelt on.
Someone with a lot of cats.
Halfway to Idiocracy
I was about to say 87 years ago but four score and seven highlights my administration’s focus on mathematics.
I’m almost 50 years old and I’ve been hearing about this for almost 50 years.
Just like Kyle to slack off when a world record is on the line. Thanks, Kyle!
The infamous Lumberjack Russell Terrier.
I can’t tell if the Onion gets their ideas from the stuff DeSantis does or if DeSantis gets his ideas from reading the Onion.
Straight to jail.
I just woke up and read the headline as “highly photogenic bird flu”
Watch as Musk seamlessly blends in with his surroundings. Predators are unable to distinguish his profile from the white yacht with black trim.
And for the love of God, fellas, keep your receipts!
The legend of Colonel Sanders.
So “A” evolved from cattle. Must of been from the Angus breed.
Hey guys…I don’t think that picture’s to scale…
From the looks of the picture, Joost has no idea why he’s disqualified.
/shrug
I have nothing to contribute to this conversation. Just wanted to say that was a horribly written article.
Giant ape grabs girl, girl screams at ape, ape climbs Empire State Building, biplanes shoot at ape, ape puts down girl, ape falls to his death, girl cries over dead ape. I’ve seen it a thousand times, Smitty, and it doesn’t get any easier.
Shit…my wife just thought of a bigger diamond I could buy her.
This piece continues to bring a tear to my eye.