I’m not a native English speaker, current country is non-English as well (ahora es español) . My comments have always been in English.
I review and deal with a lot of code from different countries, and it’s always annoying if I have to throw the comments through a translator, if I think I’m not understanding the comment well enough.

duck

Wut?

This reads like AI written pro-gambling bullshit.

“gambling” and “safer” in the same sentence?

Austin, Texas, is an Eden for the young and unambitious, from the enthusiastically eccentric to the dangerously apathetic. Here, the nobly lazy can eschew responsibility in favor of nursing their esoteric obsessions. The locals include a backseat philosopher (Richard Linklater) who passionately expounds on his dream theories to a seemingly comatose cabbie (Rudy Basquez), a young woman who tries to hawk Madonna’s Pap test to anyone who will listen and a kindly old anarchist looking for recruits.

My thought was push

Skateboard in the sand FTW

This is an appropriate moment to use:

What the actual fuck

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Why is this a shitpost?

Edit: please help

Best edit ever

See how you compare to 30 applicants

Bitch, what?

Did you use chatgpt v1 to write this post? (although the language used smells like 3.5)

https://www.tomsguide.com/news/this-ai-powered-exoskeleton-turns-you-into-an-outdoor-adventuring-cyborg

True for personal laptops, false for professional laptops. Might be why they gave me one with a fingerprint reader.

I unlock my work laptop a dozen times a day at least. Facial recognition FTW for that. TBH I’ve never felt the need to set up my fingerprint though…

Give them to your neighbors. Most households tend to use eggs in a decent amount…

I was curious as well, so I did the Google:

D-dimer is a protein fragment (small piece) that’s made when a blood clot dissolves in your body. D-dimer isn’t usually found in your blood unless your body is making or breaking up blood clots.

Linky: https://medlineplus.gov/lab-tests/d-dimer-test/

Good old AI hallucinations

That’s not uncanny valley, that’s uncanny grand canyon

TBH, I threw your description to chatgpt to see what it could make out of it, this is the response I got. Check to see it managed to get it right…

Based on the plot you provided, it sounds like you’re describing the “Grisha” trilogy by Leigh Bardugo, specifically the first book titled “Shadow and Bone.” The protagonist, Alina Starkov, possesses a dormant power known as the “Sun Summoner” which she discovers when she is aboard a flying ship called the Volcra. She has no memory of her childhood and embarks on a journey to harness her abilities. Along the way, she encounters a man named Mal who saves her when the ship is attacked. Throughout the series, Alina grapples with her identity and the choice between using her powers to save or destroy humanity, ultimately deciding to destroy magic itself. The series also features elements of a magical world, flying ships, and a dangerous wilderness filled with magic.