In touch with the ancestors

Pullout game and blue balls are invented by shitty men. Don’t fall for that shit.

Those aren’t goatse guys hands! Goatse guy was married

It’s actually very easy. Imma good boy

Username is a venture bros reference… So not really.

Same lmao. Don’t lose hope. We’re all going to make it

You can give them. That’s the next best thing

I don’t want to fix her, I want her to make me worse

I’m trying ser Newton, I’m really trying (I’m not)

Anything dirty or clean?

Stop teasing and poking me in the ribs, stab me like a propah Brit innit

Remember to mix styrofoam into the petrol.

Ram ranch?

It’s a good cause for a change

Dang it I forgot I had this on me

So what’s the difference?

So Vietnam wasn’t a proxy war?

Big ears

They think that’s winning

If you’re clappy and you know it, see a doctor