Inglorious Basterds

You can’t go confusing the Rainbow Badge for the NDSM and pretend like they’re the same thing. Kids these days don’t even get one straight out of basic anymore!

No no no, we can always blame Kamala’s laugh.

If we say that the accepted pronunciation of “X” is “ex” then we run into an even bigger problem than Prince’s logo.

“Ex” User says… Is this a former user of the website or current?

A user on the website “ex” is too long winded and sounds like I’m saying a hypothetical.

Users on “ex” - although shorter, X is a street name for ecstacy and user is sometimes used as shorthand for drug user (e.g. User and abuser) so why should we be listening to a cracked out party kid?

The golden ticket is “formerly Twitter” because we actually know what the fuck that one is.

I’m willing to bet there’s at least one X user on X right now.

How long was Prince “The Artist Formerly Known as Prince”?

Yeah, the rest of his life.

Twitter probably will have the same laid upon it.

Compared to most Dilbert strips, it was actually in the top ten.

Everyone has already told you it’s not a precedent but I should also note the eminent domain literally only requires the US to pay a fair market price, not for them to not take it.

Shit, I’ve taken cognitive tests after all of my concussions.

Look, yelling in the basement of your local bar late at night is all well and good but sometimes you gotta set up on the street corner and scream at the normies to get the message across.

None of us will be “known” for anything on this website. It will all fade. Let them try to be quirky to rage against oblivion, it hardly impacts your life.

In fact, I’m thankful for the stupid trend because I had no idea how to read some of those names in Fire Emblem: Heroes.

Look at it this way, BMI is a cross section of weight and height. I was considered “overweight” for ages because I just had tree trunk thighs from hiking and weightlifting. Like, less than 16% body fat but told I’m ‘overweight’ every time I got weighed.

The ruler was fucking wrong.

Nowadays, I’m much more of a fat fuck so the ruler is right now but only just so… I’m still under 25% when using hydrostatic!

Would you claim the second an athlete leaves the field they’re no longer an athlete?

“Sports” cars are tuned towards their racing counterparts. Auto racing is a sport. We don’t know if that owner does autocross, probably not, but that is classified as a Sports Car regardless of anything else.

Yeah, I don’t correct my black coworkers but I’ve certainly not said that I have the itis in a long, long time.

The whole road while taking a dash pic at 70mph.

Pretty much the same, can’t really boycott something I’ve already been not consuming!

In fairness, me staying up for the midnight launch and then binging AC:NH whenever we had a chance got my partner to buy a switch and copy of the game.

Then being locked down for COVID and she ended up with more hours in the game than me.

BUT when Happy Island DLC came out, I was the only one who bought it and such.

Arnold had a big dick. Kamala Harris is shit. Crowd, chant with me. Aren’t you tired of her?

That’s literally the train of thought.

BMW drivers have the same opinions about whatever you’re driving too… Even other Beemers. At least the second part.

Yeah, the last business got the resume with all the shine for the one pager but still got the stories from the convenience store and the short order line.

Who the fuck puts EVERY job on the resume? Does he think he’d get elected if he talked up his Steaks?

Their last line is “we don’t need to be making shit up” and the above poster showed that it was factual. It does address one part.

Not the first part about the mechanics of the endorsement but the final part, implying it’s a lie that David Duke endorsed Jill Stein for president.