Pretty much Bombadil.

It’s crazy that he probably feels smart, instead of incomprehensibly evil.

Super good tip. I’ve been in a car when the spare turned out to also be flat, no one had a good time.

The bigger the truck the bigger the hard drive.

Yeah, they already mentioned he is religious.

Same, but once it went public I knew it was over.

These are the type of people who have never met or spent time around women. They create a nemesis to avoid the fact that they’re the actual problem with their life.