Nine times out of ten the customer is busy wrangling their items or dealing with their kid. Instead of awkwardly waiting, hand outstretched, I put the change on the counter. I then start prepping for the next customer as we’re timed on the whole process.

Rocket league added a rainbow flag but then “accidently” removed it to where you needed to submit a support ticket to get it back. Lot of homophobic folks will react if you have it on your car. We must stunt on those fools.

Bioessensialism for thee but not for me. (Fuck you, got mine basically.)

Thin bread line don’t run.

I find the 2d6 representation refreshing.

Midway through there’s a cutout coupon for bath products, apparently used as a bookmark.

We’re about to see how fast this old Toyota Celica can go.

That applys to most dystopian fiction generally.

The irony of her being the original Sargon of Akkad’s daughter is kinda funny to me.

Is she less charismatic than current Biden though…? I haven’t seen her speak in awhile but from what I remember it wasn’t that bad. Not a fan of her politics by any stretch but right now I’d support her in a heartbeat.

If your horse is on death’s door. And you’re crossing a stream. You’d better be prepared to swim.

That’s why they’re not allowed to participate.

Humans have scuba dived deeper than 663ft. This isn’t even remotely comparable to what the last sub went through. I’m guessing this location was chosen as an easy win for the publicity.

Steaming pile of shit we called it.

I remember being a kid and seeing a sign like that and assuming it meant that it was illegal to use cruse control on that street. TIL otherwise.

I once saw a lady walking around town with a bag occasionally making symbols on the sidewalk with white powder. My main reaction was how cool it was to have witches active in the neighborhood.

Meat-eating gains are stolen valor apparently.

I witnessed a review for a laptop battery that said it didn’t fit right. They included a picture of them trying to install it upside down. Still not sure if it was a joke.

We need a film like Threads but for the climate catastrophe.

To be honest I never expected the BSA would attempt to reform itself as much as it has. I was in a very homophobic troop, a scoutmaster of mine vented to my grandma that all the queer people ought to be put up against the wall and shot. I’m glad things are improving but I don’t think I’ll ever see the organization in a positive light.