You gotta know your market, drive that fucker past a keto gym and they’ll be chasing you around the block.

I mean, prostate cancer not so much, but prostate milking is a thing…

Obvious troll is obvious.

Hash browns, extra crispy, scattered and covered.

Extreme sexual frustration and involuntary celibacy, I find it drives me with a pure energy which allows me to really hone my ability to bullshit.

Jokes aside that does make sense. “I’m attending an event back in my home country shortly after this trip, here’s the proof.”

Color be damned, THERE ARE 4 PIPS!

Wife her. Wait no…