But some cars are just ugly, no matter suv or sedan.

Agree, like everything Nissan has made until 2018 or so.

The new Altima and Sentra look okay though. Didn’t say they’re good cars (I never had a Nissan), but they look good.

Corvette is on top of that list.

Miata for the ones who can’t afford a 'vette.

Motorcycle for those who can’t afford a Miata.

Huge lifted truck for those who feel the need to compensate.