I crave green leafy things. I may have stopped at Woolies for a salad just to indulge this craving

It does include amenities for residents. They’re building a maternal health clinic, a library and a community centre on site

I live there. I’ve been watching it go up.

The market upgrade includes public amenities. They’re building a community centre, a maternal health clinic and a library on site.

I’ve spent the last year or two watching them do it

Lunch in the sun. I am at peace with this

Okay, time to get on with it

Put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up. Then give it to me

If OP is Catfish, clearly that is Fishcat

COLD 🥶

Ahoyhoy

A selection of sushi and some miso soup, please chef

An honest woman lies at rest

As e’er God with his image blest;

The friend of man, the friend of truth,

The friend of age, and guide of youth:

Few hearts like hers, with virtue warm’d,

Few heads with knowledge so informed:

If there’s another world, she lives in bliss;

If there is none, she made the best of this.

With apologies to Robbie Burns, but it’s fitting. Thank you EAL

Hi guys.

I have a funeral this morning, and footy tickets for the final tonight. Emotionally speaking, today is going to be…a lot

I hate my neighbours.

Blaring - floor shaking volume - System Of A Down and it’s nearly midnight…

Fuck you too.

Have had my swim, and am now going a bit vintage with curried sausages. I’ve got two sausages and some curry powder to finish, so I’m going to combine the concepts

Knocked off work. Contemplating a swim

Feed him

Apparently you can buy blood pressure monitors from Aldi?

Okay sir, I’ll see if I can reimburse you for your supermarket shop.

What did I start???

Fuck me Itzhak Perlman is good

Mmmm, suffering