Aight back to bed until I’m 46

The left: “All men are rapists!” “Kill all men!” Men: Drift further and further to the right The left: surprised Pikachu face

Same, I come back every few days and don’t feel like I’ve missed some big meme or event. Reddit you had to log on literally everyday or you could miss some joke and now it’s memed all over every sub and you have no clue what’s going on.

Maybe if they created an environment conducive to having kids, more people would have them. Failing and underfunded public education, increasingly expensive cost of childcare, lower standard of living. I could go on about climate and geopolitical uncertainty but you get the idea.

Can’t believe princess Leia hasn’t been mentioned yet.

“What the hell are you doing?” “Somebody has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute flyboy!”

Lol

Don’t repeatedly kill the cows in the first village so that you can sell their drops for coins. You can do it once… maybe twice…

Clearly you’ve never heard about the “rhubarb lady”. Conan even did a sketch about it lol

And then you have old ladies come by to take all the fruit for themselves saying “It’s public property bitch!!”

It’s because video games turned into investment vehicles where companies want to make at least 50% return on their investment instead of create a fun and engaging peice of entertainment.

I’ll believe it when it happens. I can only get my hopes up so many times

Bingo! It’s not always what you say but HOW you say it.

Roe v Wade

Maybe if we didn’t put computers and cameras in our cars they wouldn’t be so expensive

Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy

Spongebob

Power Rangers

A lot of people have given good answers but I’ll throw in an anecdote.

Growing up my dad would talk about how important it is to follow laws. Don’t do drugs, don’t drink and drive, etc, but even the smaller ones like don’t jay-walk and never litter.

On a car ride I noticed he was going like 5 mph over the speed limit and I pointed it out. Something like “if its important to follow every law why are you breaking the speed limit”.

And he responded something about how it’s not an actual law but a recommended speed or something. But I kept saying it was a law and he was breaking it. He got pretty upset and finally said if I didn’t drop he’d take away my Gameboy for a weekend or something.

It could’ve been he was just annoyed his kid wouldn’t shut up but it seems like textbook cognitive dissonance that he couldn’t reconcile the two ideas that every law should be followed and it’s ok to break the speed limit a little and it got him upset.

They canceled my man Kyle Gass for less fuck you Elon!

“People work in roles they don’t care about, for companies they have no investment in, to pay loans they shouldn’t have.”

That sounds like a fight club quote lol. I know you didn’t say “loans they shouldn’t have” but the cost of college is just stupidly high. It doesn’t have to be free but come on.

I’d listen to a Joe Biden single lol. Wonder if he’d try a dis track back at Bo Burnham lol

Oh my god he just went in