• ogler@lemmynsfw.com
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    6 months ago

    dinosaurs may have had big honkers there’s simply no way to know whether or not they had big mommy milkers the soft tissue of the gazongas is not preserved in the fossil record experts are divided on the question of whether dinosaurs had huge jugs each outcome is equally likely there is a fifty percent chance that every dinosaur was blessed with real big hoohas

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      6 months ago

      Normally I’m not on board with the perversity of the modern internet, but there’s something noble in what you’re doing.

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        6 months ago

        Are… uh… furries, but with scales… a thing?

        Almost afraid to ask.

        If not… I imagine they’re about to be.

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      Dinosaurs were not mammals, so they did not have huge boobs, at least in a sense of mammary glands.

      Of course, those non-avian dinosaurs that died could have had some kinky sexual organs but non of the bird species we know of has huge mammary glands so avian dinosaurs most likely did not have either.