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The original was posted on /r/jokes by /u/TexasIsCool on 2023-08-11 02:36:50+00:00.

The doctor comes in with a folder full of test results and says, “I’ve got two major concerns.” The old man says, “Ok doc, let’s hear it.” Doctor says, “Well, as you know we ran a full body MRI, and we discovered that most of your major organs are riddled with cancer.” “Oh no!” the old man exclaims. “And there’s more?” The doctor says, “Unfortunately, yes. With your age and lifestyle, you’re also showing pretty advanced signs of Alzheimer’s.” The old man says, “Wow. That’s a lot to take in. But at least it’s not cancer.”