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The original was posted on /r/jokes by /u/Chapeltok on 2023-08-11 10:25:29+00:00.

A man suspected his wife to cheat on him while he was at work. He told his best friend about it.

- I could place a hidden camera in the bedroom, but I don’t want to spend that much money…

- Well, there’s an easy and cheap way to be sure: attach a spoon under your mattress, and place a bowl filled with milk under it. That way, if your wife goes to bed with someone, the mattress will sink and the spoon will touch the milk. All you have to do when you get home is to check if milk is on the spoon or not.

The man agrees to do so and goes home.

2 days later, they meet again.

- So, did you do it?

- Yeah, I did everything you told me: I put the spoon, the bowl, the milk, etc. And I checked yesterday evening.

- So?

- The bowl was full of butter.