• ReputedlyDeplorable@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Yeah GRRM thinks too much of his characters, he wrote a match between Jaime Lannister and Rand Al’thor, and Jaime won. Absolutely ridiculous a guy who can wield magic that can burn people out of time vs a guy with a sword.

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    So one Question I’m always asked. Who would win in a fight? Who would win in a fight if Galactus fought The Hulk, or if Thor fought Iron Man? And there’s one answer to all of that. It’s so simple, anyone should know this. The person who’d win in a fight is the person that the scriptwriter wants to win!

    -Stan Lee

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    I think GRRM would declare Ser Pounce the winner in a match against Kratos.

    I freaking love ASOIAF, but this guy talks way too much crap sometimes.

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      I haven’t read the books, but it seems like a theme is that everyone is extremely “human”. Like no one in the series could miraculously survive a fall of a cliff. That’s why I like the show, but I think it would pretty immediately discount anyone from being able to win a fight against a pseudo-superhuman who was able to, almost literally, walk off the damage from falling off a cliff

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          For me, everything that happens on HBO after Jon is stabbed by his brothers is just high-end fanfic. I will always believe that the showrunners fucked up the ending. And, let’s be real, GRRM isn’t going to prove me wrong.

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            They might have rushed it but I’m pretty certain the big plot points are the same. They’d always claimed they had the broad strokes ending from Season 1.

            The one thing I could have seen him do was not bring Jon back but it honestly doesn’t change that much

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        everyone is extremely “human”. Like no one in the series could miraculously survive…

        Some Targaryens are fireproof (e.g., Dany), some people can’t seem to be able to get the hang of staying dead no matter how much they’re literally killed (e.g. Beric Dondarrion, Lady Stoneheart, wights, if you consider them people, Ser Robert Strong)… plenty of the supernatural going on in those books.

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          Dany isn’t categorically fire-proof in the books. She survived a one time special event, with the help of the ululating chant and some kind of magic. But after that, she could be hurt by fire.

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    What I always found weird about this, is that even in universe Martin makes a point that Jamie wasn’t as good as he thought he was. He ends up being humbled.

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      Right? Jamie is not nearly the best fighter in his own story. How can he possibly beat magical creatures?

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        Seriously, give me Ser Arthur Dayne wielding Dawn and then we’ll talk. (Aragorn would probably still win, but at least he’d have a bit of a challenge…)

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    >fights off 5 ringwraiths while protecting a gang of hobbits
    >kills like a hundred magically engineered supersoldiers so hobbits can cross a river
    >kills an unreasonable number more at Helm’s Deep
    >beats up an actual ghost
    >just one of those supersoldiers could easily kill like 10 regular humans, but here he is again just mowing them down
    >charges the entirety of mordor on foot: survives

    But yeah, I’m sure the regular human of above average skill will be fine.

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      beats up an actual ghost

      This one made me giggle a bit and honestly was the first thing I thought of when I saw the post about this.

      Fucker throttled a ghost oath bound to defend his lineage to prove who he was and that he wasn’t a bitch. Said ghost and his minions, then went forth and literally ate orks and Mûmakil alike slaughtering everything in their path.

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        Yeah, when your sister keeps your cojones in her purse, you start off the cage match at a big disadvantage. He hates himself and believes in nothing.

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    Gg, Im the perfect amount of drunk to actually very literally lol at this. Am I embraced by this. Perhaps.

    But do I imagine Aragorn wondering where that -0hp damage is coming from? Perhaps.

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    It is a stupid question to begin with, and it was classy from George to give a straightforward answer, and maybe it would have been more classy to say that Aragorn would have won.

    But I don’t understand this antipathy towards George, he wrote some great groundbreaking fantasy novels just as Tolkien, and I’m happy I was able to enjoy both.

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    Yeah, this is where any semblance of respect for GRRM died for me.

    The show fucking sucked and his books aren’t even close to finished after decades so why bother even engaging with him at all? And he still has the audacity to try to repeatedly dunk on Tolkien the GOAT when he can’t even finish one story? FINISH YOUR FUCKING BOOKS, GEORGE, AND FINISH THEM WELL. Then we’ll see if you can talk a little shit. But we all know he won’t.