FYI: unprocessed uranium isn’t radioactive enough to do a lot of harm. At least as eaten. BUT uranium is incredibly toxic as a heavy metal so it’d still kill you quickly.
Still technically correct for “rest of your life” lol
I guess it would still be enough for a lifetime 🤷♂️
What do you mean you don’t have a nuclear reactor in your stomach?
I never got this analysis, doesn’t any material have absurd energy if you break down its very molecules and atoms?
http://www.jaygarmon.net/2010/09/according-to-einsteins-famous-equation.html?m=1
Apparently 21.5 billion calories per gram of matter
Not sure what this meme is getting at, then, since it seems to be significantly undercounting it
I also think it’s an interesting choice to use uranium. Wouldn’t osmium be a better choice due to its increased density?
I think more people know what uranium is. I, for one, had never heard of osmium until right now. Jokes are funnier if you don’t have to explain them.
Picking a higher density of the material just means the one gram would occupy less volume, it doesn’t affect how much energy that gram is equivalent to in terms of E=mc2. For that calculation, as the equation implies, only the mass matters; a gram of feathers is equivalent to the same amount of energy as a gram of lead for that equation. Now, this equation is in fact a simplified assumption; if you launch your feather at relativistic speed, then we’re talking
This is true. This is why I compared them using the fixed volume of one cubic centimeter rather than using something like specific gravity. The only thing that differs is the mass, which is of course, directly proportional to the energy.
How much more matter is in a gram of osmium than in a gram of uranium?
Given that mass behaves the same regardless of what is providing that mass in a gravity field, I imagine it simply the ratio of the weights. I’m assuming NewtonIan physics here.
Osmium is 22.59 g/cm3.
Uranium is 19.1 g/cm3I would therefore expect about 10% more energy if it was made of osmium, simply equating mass and energy here with the famous crazy-haired guy equation.
Funny enough they aren’t wrong just got there like Columbus did
Oh, I shouldn’t have had seconds.
If you did, you certainly only have seconds now…
Not even enough to say “I bring you love”
Everything is edible once.
Literally, works even better with Plutonium.
havent you heard? plutonium is not a real element, it’s just a minor elem.
Well, its an Actinium (94), but it works better than Uranium. Alternatively you can also use Polonium to eliminate the need to eat for the rest of your life, it was even tested
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The magic from elven bakeries.
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Drinking a gallon of bleach will be enough liquid for the rest of your life. It will be an absolutely painful way to spend it though.
“A lethal dose is a lifetime supply.”
None of that wimpy and watered-down regular bleach, though. Go for the liquid chlorine used in pools, it’s typically about twice as strong. You can get it at Walmart (or Lowes} when it is in-season.
How long would a gallon of gas last me?
Also the rest of your life
This just gives me spec-evo ideas for a person who does the shin-godzilla schtick where they ingest radioactive material and then use their inner fluids, either blood or some secondary circulatory system, as a coolant for the internal bio-reactor digestive system.
Either developing sail-hawks and sail-backs to expose as much surface area as possible, or Kit-Fisto style tail-locks with the same purpose.
Maybe a mix of both with the sail fans migrating to be like bat wings for that extra surface area cooling combined with high altitude chill.
Surprisingly I’d actually imagine this creature getting smaller, more use out of every bit of material they can find, and smaller creatures radiate heat more quickly than larger ones, so even more bio-coolant features to keep the reactor from making biological corium.
Karlach approves
Yellow cake 🤤
Forget pop rocks we want hot rocks
