• Ghostalmedia@lemmy.worldEnglish
    60·
    6 months ago
    1. Passengers airplane often fly too high and too fast to safely parachute from
    2. Passengers need to be trained to parachute
    3. Planes rarely crash
    • TerkErJerbs@lemm.ee
      43·
      6 months ago
      1. If every psycho and their dog knew there was a parachute onboard for them it would happen often that some drunk asshole decided today was they day they’re gonna jump from a commercial flight
      • ShepherdPie@midwest.social
        171·
        6 months ago

        No it’d be some Karen who got scared by turbulence trying to jump after convincing half the plane that she knew they were going to crash because of it. The same type of “do your own research” crowd that convinced half the population that COVID was a hoax because they know better!