• magic_lobster_party@kbin.run
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    98
    ·
    8 months ago

    It is with a heavy heart I announce the sale of my long term ape, Salazar. Most of my early followers know me as this ape. My kids know me as this ape. I met my wife when I WAS this ape and had my first kid when I was still proudly wore this ape. By extension, it is part of me.

    I’m sure his wife and kids are deeply relieved by this news.