First of all: That’s not how you play chess (left image).
The “error” is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media.
And it works.But it is a double checkmate, which is pretty rare.
Haven’t you heard about Cheskers?
Do you have a vibrator in your butt?
Nuh-uh! You touched it, so now you have to follow through. We’re playing tournament rules.
Ah, a fellow competitive sex enjoyer
My sexual ELO is listed in bold on my Tinder profile.
“you’re getting mated”
“That move has left me wide open”
“I see you’ve played the Frenchman’s cumsock”
“I’ll shove a bishop in my ass”
I’ll be black this time.
“This isn’t my favorite starting position, but I’ll see if I can maneuver things to get better leverage.”
“I normally do this by myself. It’s nice to have a partner.”
That’s exactly how I like my anal beads
White knight takes black queen.
Holy hell
Who can last five minutes in bed?! That’s a ridiculously high standard.
It says 5 moves, which could average 10 seconds or less per move if it’s speed
chesssex, so a much more realistic standard.
There’s no way you came up with that move yourself, you’re cheating!
Pretty by-the-book so far, let’s get interesting.
That’s not fast enough to get a promotion.
Go ahead, take me. See what happens.
