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don’t forget the classic key value: “how much our stockholders think the number will go up”
Dead workers make number sad. Throw bodies in incinerator. Lie to families. Number happy again.
Please attend the All-Hands Town Hall to review this.
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Bryan Cantrill’s rant about Oracle and Larry Ellison comes to mind. “Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison.”
Hey I wanted to post that.
Thanks for sharing that. I’ve only watched the first bit of it for now, but I look forward to coming back to it later.
If we look at this as an analog to physics and “number go up” is speed then “rate of number go up go up” is literally a jerk measure.
Almost correct - that would be acceleration. Jerk is the third derivative of position with regard to time, so if the number is speed, the jerk is the rate of the rate of the number go up go up go up
Big number more better
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