• MrJameGumb@lemmy.worldOP
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    8 months ago

    So a couple of weeks ago we were having makeup sex in a dumpster behind Wendy’s, and she incorporated a bun into the lovemaking … See, she took t-the DOUGH, and rolled it up into a little ball

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      8 months ago

      So the Wendy’s manager was like ‘You gotta clean dat up!’ and I was like they’re your hamburgers you clean them up. Artemis was all bummed out about something I did to myself with the onions and now she won’t talk to me.