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Medusa. She makes me rock hard. Also, no hair in the shower drain is a nice bonus.
Plot twist: snakes in the shower drain
I’m tired of all these motherfucking snakes, in this motherfucking drain!
Hmm, I didn’t think that out. Still better than hair though
Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I was to marry someone, it would’ve been her.
A human. Definitely a human. They seem to always be present in folklore and fantasy.
marry, or just commit carnal acts with?
Marry.
ah. Ms. Pacman then
Leela from Futurama, easy.
Lilith. Or maybe Lamia.
My partner.
If that’s against the rules I’m choosing a selkie because there’s an outside chance that my partner is in fact a selkie.
Half elf.
Actual elf would be too sad, since they’re going to live for several thousand years and I would only be a blink in their existence, but a half elf, barring any kind of gigantic world upset would get to live until our grandkids grandkids grew up and they’re continued presence in the world would ensure that the my presence in the world did not fade so quickly.
Hmm. I am already married to a human, but do love a guy with wings. Angel, devil, whatever. Wings are good.
Cheetara.
The fairy from spyro
Catgirl or doggirl. Sorry, I’m basic.
Beautiful elf maiden
Kaine from Nier.
Lae’zel from BG3, she is ROC epic
