WASHINGTON—A new poll released Wednesday by the Pew Research Center offered a rare glimpse into the psychology of those who will decide the 2024 presidential election, finding that for the average voter, it couldn’t hurt if they woke up to Donald Trump or Joe Biden making them a big stack of pancakes. “I’m not saying…
https://www.theonion.com/biden-announces-he-s-reheating-chili-if-anyone-s-intere-1851174872
Get these poor onion writers some food, they’re obviously hungry.