Just say “Why don’t we just use the knife multiple times to cut the apples into quarters so two people get 3/4 of an apple while one gets half an apple? One person gets a quarter apple less than the other two but it’s not a big deal is it?”
Whoever complains about this approach gets stabbed.
Stab a player… We can just reincarnate them after the puzzle
This was my vote except for reincarnating. I’m sure one of them deserves it. Probably. Maybe.
Whatever we can find some other fucker to help us in the tavern.
Just say “Why don’t we just use the knife multiple times to cut the apples into quarters so two people get 3/4 of an apple while one gets half an apple? One person gets a quarter apple less than the other two but it’s not a big deal is it?”
Whoever complains about this approach gets stabbed.