Dunk it in water, squeeze it into a tight ball, and take bites like it’s an apple.
You sir belong in hell
Use a plate to catch any crumbs.
You just blew my mind.
Or a plastic bag.
(NB, do not put a plastic bag over your head. Even for a croissant)
Well, if you can loop one handle around your neck and keep the bag safely under your chin, you should be alright.
It would make my day to see someone eating a croissant with a feed bag hanging from their neck
I’d like to see a Scotsman on a horse!
Are you Emma Hamilton of Nelson?
If you don’t want flakes, don’t eat a flaky pastry.
That’s the neat part, you don’t
All in one bite.
Toss the croissant up in the air, lean my head back, and eat it one big chomp
…a plate?
Eat it in one bite
It’s supposed to be flaky, stop complaining
Okay, anything else?
The article’s suggestion of “tear and spread” is what I was going to suggest.
Soak them in Nutella
I stick a vacuum hose up my shirt and zip tie it around my neck so that it catches any loose flakes so that I may eat them later.
This article sounds like the result of assigning a middle school student to write an instructional essay with a required word length. The middle school student asked chat GPT for help.
This shit probably makes up over 50% of the internet by now.
I don’t 👍
I avoid moving around while eating it, eat it over a plate/napkin, and then brush the flakes off into the trash. Eating them when they’re warm/moist also helps.
