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“Jesus told us to steal from the poor.”
Almost makes me wish heresy was still a thing. =/
It’s certainly misrepresentation of a business.
Don’t worry, this guy admitted to everything, seeing how “God told me to” isn’t a legal defense. God really told you to spend “thousands on home renovations”? Super cool bro
Supply side Jesus strikes again.
Oh! OH! The clouds are parting. A beam of light shining down on me. AH! A voice. It calls out to me! It says… It says you all owe me 200 bucks.
I’ll send you your 200 deer. Good luck to you.
Best I can do is 200 rabid wolves.
Hearing voices is called schizophrenia
TIL my internal monologue is schizophrenia
“We took God at his word and sold a cryptocurrency with no clear exit,” Regalado in his video address Friday.
Bahaha. Not only did god tell them to do it, but he might have misled them a little bit about the profitability of the venture. Bad god, bad.
He’s not the messiah. He’s a very naughty boy!
The lord told the defense attorney to prosecute you, so it balances out.
“I’m playing both sides so that no matter what, I come out on top.” - God, probably
Once again proving that the only problem crypto truly solves is that it was too difficult to efficiently scam people before. 😂
I think it’s time that we church taxes. Literally everyone else has to.
And if the taxes refuse, then what?
Shut them down
I think most taxes would rather be shut down than churched.
Then we could temple or mosque them.
Evangelicals
My gods tell me to do a lot of stuff. But y’all still got all your blood, don’t ya?
Sometimes they’re not commandments, just suggestions.
Bad suggestions.
In Satoshi We Trust
I didn’t know it was a valid excuse, BRB.
Is this the wrong spot to announce my ICO?
The
DevilLord made me do it.When churchmen confess their churches are organized crime syndicates
