Just say “poop” or “feces” or “bowel movements”. If we can read this, we’re not toddlers. And in fact, you should just use those same words with toddlers as well.

I thought floating number two was in reference to floating point numbers lmao

Fatty shit floats, I thought that was the complete story.

British chocolate is better due to lower pasteurization with no/lower preservatives. Also doesn’t help that Hershey’s uses the same chemical included in the taste of vomit (butyric acid).

And poop floats because it can’t breath underwater, duh.