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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon spends time with his nephew

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Anon spends time with his nephew

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    Now gotta wear the clown suit during his therapy session and peek from window. Let him suffer for his whole life ᕙ⁠༼⁠◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠༽⁠ᕗ

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    “Ask his mom if I can babysit him” is this not weird…?

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      Details don’t really matter for made up stories.

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        You like telling kids Santa doesn’t exist, don’t you?

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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          That’s the best part of being a mall Santa.

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      Believe it or not, some uncles actually enjoy spending time with their nieces and nephews, and parents like to have a break from raising their children. It’s amazing what can happen when your family is barely functional

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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        My nieces and nephews are some of my favorite people ever.

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      “not tonight. He broke both his arms so we’re going to spend quality time. How about tomorrow night?”

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        Now there’s a reference I hadn’t seen in a while

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          Now there’s a reference I wish had stayed on the shit hole site

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            https://youtu.be/5rOiW_xY-kc

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      It’s not that weird. I offer to babysit somewhat regularly. I miss my nephews, and my sister / brother-in-law get a date night. Win win

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      Why would it be? It’s your brother or sisters kid, should be extremely normal to babysit them. What’s in your mind that makes it weird?

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        deleted by creator

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          I actually don’t have any family and never have :/ it just me and my dad

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      Writing on the wall in your siblings’ house not wierd too…

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    deleted by creator

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      Monero paid prior to delivery 50/50

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    That is one hell of a way to develop clown trauma

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    “My nephew was being a brat, so I emotionally traumatized him”

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    Boogie’s brother Homie don’t play dat.

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    Not the asshole, your nephew your rules

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