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It burns when I don’t pee.
Take a warm bath then go to the doctor. This is above our pay grade.
You’re trying to mask this cry for help through a shitpost, or is this really a shitpost?
Sorry, you’re a barbarian. Maybe try chewing some willow bark and, oh, I don’t know… how about nettle tea? I’m sure that will do something or other. By the way, have you considered a good bloodletting?
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Knowing that this is Zodd, it probably burns others.
You probably got it from the toilet seat