Try this productivity tip that bosses HATE!
Ikr. I got fired from my construction job for being drunk even though I was driving my forklift much faster than I did when I was sober. I guess getting from point a to b quicker isn’t on my businesses priority list. Shame.
I’m down.
Reviving.
Providing cover.
Boozing in the back of the humvee.
Drone’s on station, heading back your way. Let’s get ripped.
Alcoholics. There are so many of them that they don’t consider themselves sick.
Things I didn’t learn from blue clues. Now learning from adult Steve. Thanks for the tip
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This is a good rule, you’ll have lots of extra time for yourself and to spend applying for worker’s comp after you get your pink slip for being drunk at work. That’s only because the universe is stacked against you and nobody understands you, but with more booze you’ll be too tanked to care.
Fuck this meme. Alcohol is a raging, rampant issue, shit like this only makes it worse.
It’s not ok to drink for these reasons. That’s a problem. If this is you, you need to consider some changes. If you don’t think those changes are doable for you, you need to talk to someone about it professionally.