$184K for your very own “bar” and heart shaped hot tub

  • frickineh@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I always wanted to pay $184k to tear down a house! How did they know?

    Seriously, the realtor isn’t even trying. The description is hilarious. I guess when you have the love child of a cabin and a funhouse built in what looks like about 3 of the crappiest trailers in the park glued together haphazardly, there’s not much you can say to make it appealing.

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    1 year ago

    Post pictures: eh, it’s a lame and tacky diy but alright I guess…whatever, it’s nothing a sawzall can’t fix.

    First exterior shot I see: Oh this is some hillbilly shit right here.

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    1 year ago

    I like how, out of all the pictures on the page you picked the least awful one to put in this thread.

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    1 year ago

    “She said I’m gonna hire a wino, to decorate our home.
    So you’ll feel more at ease, here, and you won’t need to roam.
    We’ll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
    And a neon sign’ll point the way to our bathroom down the hall.”