Storksforlegs@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSpineless fence-sitter thinks killing children is bad no matter who does itthebeaverton.comexternal-linkmessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up166arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up166arrow-down1external-linkSpineless fence-sitter thinks killing children is bad no matter who does itthebeaverton.comStorksforlegs@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square4fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePlume (She/Her)@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoBut remember, if you want to kill a child, always shout “IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR US!” before you shoot. That’s the international standard.
minus-squareLuke_Fartnocker@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoI’ve done that before shooting every child I’ve killed. It’s worked well so far.
But remember, if you want to kill a child, always shout “IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR US!” before you shoot. That’s the international standard.
I’ve done that before shooting every child I’ve killed. It’s worked well so far.