I’ll get 2% cashback.
3% if I can use my phone to tap. I don’t even need my wallet to fuck myself.
I’m going to spend an extra 10,000 to make 200. Look I saved money!
It can’t be that bad if future me doesn’t come back in time to stop me
I can change her
Time to toilet train that kid
“That’s a problem for future me” “ah she’ll be right” “fuck it what’s the worst that could happen”
That’s a problem for future me, and that guys a dick
Leroy Jenkins
“I’ll sleep when I’m dead”
It’s a calculated risk.
…but boy, am I bad at math.
if it was really illegal they wouldve made the sign bigger.
It’s always better to regret something you have done than something you haven’t.
By the way, if you see your mother this weekend, tell her “Satan! Satan! Satan!”
Such a great album opener. I love when people are hearing it for the first time and turn up the volume to hear the intro better and then, well, you know…
I’ll pull out.
How many “bad decisions”?
4
“I can just restore the backup”
You have backups? Novel concept.
We set up Windows Task Scheduler to launch a powershell script without monitoring or error handling that copies stuff to D:, attached a USB hard drive and told the secretary to swap it regularly, 6 years ago…
so, Yes.
Still better than 90% of folks.
Lmao
Never, ever trust the backup.
FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE!
FUCKIN’ THING SUCKS!
“What’s the worst that can happen?”
“Watch this shit!”
“One more couldn’t hurt.”
And the classic, “hold my beer”.
And the classic, “hold my beer”
This is the correct answer.
I’m an adult, I can do what I want.
Found Cartman