If it takes days for your platelets to close a wound, go see a doctor.
Don’t judge my platelets! They’re just burnt out and underpaid. Inflation hasn’t been good on their quality of life either.
Won’t someone think of the economy?!
You know what? If it takes more than 5 minutes, go see a doctor. You’ll bleed to death in days.
Well it depends on.how big the wound is. Usually for me it takes around half an hour for a pimple to “heal”
Waiting for somebody to do the math based on how big the wound how long would one last.
Crust.
I eat my wounds like I do with my sandwiches: no crust.
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To be fair when it becomes itchy that’s your body getting you to scratch them off.
For me it’s often about 90% done by the time it itches, so it ends up an issue. Not as big of one, sure, but still a little bleeding.
I’m a grown man; I eat the crust.
Sheen: “Excuse me teacher, the scab I was picking flung off in your direction, can you please give it back?”
I had to read this meme 10 tines because my mind kept going to pizza and I was thinking do blood platelets like pizza crust.
Pipl crust.
I always feel bad for my platelets when I do that
I have fast healing so by the time I even notice the scab and pick it off, the skin underneath has already been replaced.
